I am not sophisticated, or chic, or elegant. None of those adjectives will ever be used to describe me.
I don't drink wine.
I don't dig opera.
I think expensive cars are overrated, clothes with labels all over them are pretentious and I like a fair amount of cheez and kitsch in my life.
I don't dress my age, and probably never will.
So.... this is me. Unsophisticated, and proud.